For a few years in America, the model “Schwinn” was synonymous with the bicycle:
Nevertheless, for the reason that Eighties, the massive home names have been Specialised, Cannondale, and Trek.
Of these, Trek has all the time been the nerdiest–not due to their choices, however due to their title. See, the title “Specialised” is hyper-focussed they usually have that offended “S” brand:
As for Cannondale, whereas the “-dale” half is kinda wimpy-sounding, the CANNON on that large fats downtube makes you consider cannons:
However the phrase “Trek” simply makes you consider trekking, which then makes you consider mountain climbing, which in flip makes you consider stuff like Tevas and path combine and peculiar hats that cowl your neck and individuals who carry giant heavy sticks for no motive:
Over time Trek tried to beat this by doing offers with Gary Fisher and Gary Klein and utilizing their names on bikes as an alternative, however this solely made issues worse, as a result of the one factor much less cool than the title Trek is the title Gary, and whereas Trek could sound all nature-nerdy, Fisher and Klein simply sounds just like the title of a legislation agency.
[Injured? Call the Law Firm of Fisher and Klein!]
So within the late Nineties, Trek determined to cease preventing in opposition to their nerdy picture and as an alternative determined to seize 100% of the dorky biking market. How would they do that? By making a rideable Star Trek image:
[“Uh, it’s not the ‘Star Trek logo,’ it’s the emblem of Starfleet.”–A Giant Dork, probably]
Early makes an attempt have been unsuccessful:
However in 1998 engineers lastly come across the sensible thought of placing the brand on its facet:
And the Y-Foil was born:
As , I’m presently in possession of not simply any Y-Foil, however George Plimpton’s Y-Foil:
On one hand, I recognize the best way Trek explored the potential of carbon fiber by breaking with custom and attempting one thing new, however then again the body type of makes it look much less like a motorcycle and extra like a bunch of elements that received caught in a matrix of hardening slime:
So as a way to considerably mitigate its mucus-like look, I just lately modified the Tri Spokes for the Ralph wheels that got here with the LeMond (one other Trek, come to consider it):
It’s nonetheless exuberantly a Y-Foil, however at the very least the truth that the wheels don’t make a helicopter sound as they beat the air makes me really feel extra like I’m driving a standard bike. Plus, with the Ralphs I don’t have to fret about accessing the valve if I get a flat:
Be aware the way it sits beatifically in its crabon recess like a Virgin Mary garden statue:
Oh, positive, Paul included the adapter, however relying on the place I’m driving I’m liable to get arrested for felony use of drug paraphernalia:
So sure, other than the actual fact you possibly can solely carry one small water bottle (which if I’m to be sincere is often all I carry anyway) the Y-Foil very a lot affords a premium turn-of-the-century biking expertise:
In Paul’s description of the bike he says the Zero Gravity brakes don’t work nicely, however I haven’t discovered that to be the case in any respect:
Then once more after all of the traditional bikes he’s despatched me to trip through the years my expectations within the stopping division are admittedly fairly low.
However sure, between the refined suspension impact of the body and the 7700 parts, there’s not a lot to dislike…
…other than the polarizing look, that’s. However even that’s extremely subjective, and possibly as an alternative of preventing it the reply is to lean into it:
You’ve received to present Trek credit score for boldly going the place no bike firm had gone earlier than, even for those who’re type of relieved they haven’t been again since.
