All the best of Redneck Brawl 9: Highlights and Recap

Web issues and an often unreliable stream weren’t sufficient to spoil one other night time of untamed and violent enjoyable at Redneck Brawl 9 from Knoxville, Tennessee. The promoters had been calling for the venue’s IT help individuals throughout some uneven sections of the printed, however a lot of the 29 fights got here by means of to ship the dependable, ribald leisure the Brawl has grow to be recognized for because it begins 12 months 3.

Sadly, the worst of the interruptions got here within the closing two fights, the place Georgia Outlaw took a call victory over beforehand undefeated Tennessee Cornbread in the principle occasion, and Shizzat Da Rizzat got here off the mat to rally for a TKO-3 in opposition to Redneck Reaper. We did get to see Shizzat convey his Nana within the ring to have a good time victory, although.

Largest Knockdown:

King Diabetic wasted no time placing the damage on Maryville Maniac, sending him flying into the nook turnbuckle so arduous that the ring broke. That led to an prolonged delay for repairs lower than 10 seconds into the struggle, however the break didn’t assist Maryville Maniac a lot. King Diabetic dropped him twice extra within the 2nd spherical to drive the TKO stoppage.

Cleverest Sponsorship Deal:

Meth Mountain Maniac confirmed some initiative by inking a number of sponsors throughout his physique in Sharpie. Didn’t seem like he received any monetary help from his beloved child oil firms, however he additionally didn’t have to put any money out on momentary tattoo ink.

He misplaced a well-fought choice and the $500 winner’s purse to Appalachian Murderer, however he appears to have made some pocket cash from a bail bondsman and varied different sponsorships. Half the individuals preventing tonight misplaced, however solely one in all them gained by innovating within the emergent human NASCAR livery enterprise.

Most Disgusting End:

Fan favourite Lil Smokey promised his struggle tonight wouldn’t go previous two rounds. You may make a semantic argument {that a} stoppage after the closing bell for Spherical 2 technically means he’s fallacious, if you happen to’re a stickler, quibbler, or another type of parse-obsessed hater. Both means, the third spherical by no means began, as a result of opponent Perc 30 was so worn out by these two rounds of preventing that he began vomiting within the nook, which required the referee to cease the struggle. Not many individuals can say they’ve crushed the puke out of somebody within the ring!

Most Unlucky Wardrobe Problem:

Sonya was speculated to struggle within the final Brawl, however her opponent wasn’t cleared to take part. After months of ready and one other spherical of buildup, she lastly received within the ring… And her shorts promptly ripped in a means that commentator Andrew Conn in comparison with “a busted can of biscuits.” Not solely did she lose a considerable quantity of butt cheek protection, she additionally misplaced the struggle, dropping a call to Tater.

Finest Unconventional/Unlawful Assault:

A number of individuals who couldn’t overcome their bodily intuition to show away when underneath duress turned to the spinning backfist as a weapon of final resort. Is it a authorized punch? Completely not. Was it efficient? It definitely was for Wildman, who knocked String Bean down with it. Wildman couldn’t survive the first spherical, however he made it very fascinating when he used some “veteran techniques” to dramatically flip the tables, nonetheless briefly it lasted.

Craziest Crowd Struggle (Crowd Division):

No concept what this man’s identify is, however he received a couple of minutes of highlight after briefly holding off two individuals earlier than getting knocked to the ground and kicked within the face. Redneck Brawl Viewers Member is barely barely safer than Spinal Faucet Drummer or Star Trek Away Crew Redshirt, however I’ve by no means seen anybody get it worse than that poor fellow.

Craziest Crowd Struggle (Redneck Brawler Division):

Mama Jess was speculated to settle enterprise within the ring tonight in opposition to Chantal. However, she didn’t make the 5 pm arrival time for her obligatory medical test, failing to point out as much as the sector till properly after the present had began. Chantal received a walkover to the crown and the $500 prize, and Mama Jess was caught listening to her gloat and discuss trash.

Did Mama Jess cry about it? No, she didn’t. As a substitute, she waited patiently within the tunnel, and jumped Chantal as quickly as she exited the ring.

The traditional thinkers in all probability appeared on disapprovingly as Mama Jess received taken down by safety and eliminated by police, probably underneath arrest and going through assault prices. However the dreamers of the world noticed a lady with brawling in her coronary heart, who wouldn’t let minor issues like medical security or authorized sanction stand between her and the struggle she wished.

There’s one thing stunning, if felonious, in regards to the indomitability of the preventing spirit, and the true warrior soul of the pure Redneck Brawler. And that’s the takeaway I’ll maintain with me for the subsequent three months as all of us stay up for Could, and Redneck Brawl 10.

Till then — Right here’s your full rundown of tonight’s outcomes, with winners listed in CAPS, and all victories by choice except in any other case specified:

JORDAN “GRIM SLEEPER” SIMON KO-2 Trevor “Tennessee Wildboy” Bryant
JOHN “STRING BEAN” WILLIAMS TKO-1 Jason “Wildman” Garland
Nicole “Baked Bean” Starnes vs HANNAH “POOKIE” HEATH
Johnathan “Seymour Slasher” Webb vs MARSHALL “YETI” BLACK”
CAITLIN “TATER” ROGERS vs Holly “Sonya” Faucett
DAMION “SECRET CITY” KARTER vs Marcus “Holler Colossus” Grissom
Ryan “Alpha Canine” Killingsworth vs JOSEPH “JOSEPHUS” HYETT (KO-2)
KEEGAN “TENNESSEE REDNECK” NEWCOMER vs James “Lil J-Cash” Bates
MICHAEL “SMOKEY MOUNTAIN REDNECK” WILL vs Timothy “King Yeti” Reid
Wesley “Nashville Nyquil” Tatrow vs DALTON “BY-GAWD” REED (KO-1)
Kayla “Mud Duck” Malone vs KRISTY “BABY GIRL” COLLINS
JAMES “WALKER DOG” WALKER vs Carson “Sudafed Crashout” Younger TKO-3

Jonathan “Smiley” Smiley vs AUSTIN “2-PIECE” TUCKER
“Motion” Jackson Holder vs JOSH “MUFFIN” SEXTON
Brandon “Maryville Maniac” Cockrell vs JAYSON “KING DIABETIC” BUTTREY (TKO-2)
BROOK “PEEKABOO” SMOCK vs Chelsie “Bounty Mamma” Hudgins
Tyler “Tennessee Tyrant” Yother vs TAYLOR “TAYLOR FROM THE TRAILER” MOUNTS
Matthew “Outlaw” Stanghoner vs BLAKE “BIG CHIEF” BONNER
JOHNNY “BIG BAD JOHN” HUTCHINSON TKO-3 Johnathan “Large Dangerous John” Hammers

ZACHARY “APPALACHIAN ASSASIN” MITCHELL vs Joby “Meth Mountain Maniac” Giles

JONATHAN “OUTLAW ON THE DRUMZ” PARROTT TKO-3 Michael “Mike Smash” Potocki
Jessica “Mama Jess” Harness vs KATELYN “CHANEL” PACK (DQ)

PAYTON “COWBOY BEV” BEVERLY vs Jacob “Lil Fireplace” Campbell
Jolly “Animal” Rogers vs JACOB “REDNECK RAMBO” WADE
AUSTIN “BAMBINO” MCCONKEY vs Julius “Macho Man” Perdue
“Celebration Marty” Haynes vs SKYLER “BIG BAD JOHN” IPOCK (TKO-2)
JACOB “LIL SMOKEY” CAMPBELL TKO-3 Caleb “Perc 30” Perkins
SHANE “SHIZZAT DA RIZZAT” REED TKO-3 Dillon “Redneck Reaper” Harris
Anthony “Tennessee Cornbread” Jones vs JAMES “GEORGIA OUTLAW” SCOGGINS