Not too way back I discussed the Flitedeck “good handlebar,” and it looks as if the biking media is lastly noticing–or a minimum of acknowledging–the supply of the proprietor’s income stream:
As they are saying in enterprise college, in the event you can’t attraction to their minds, attraction to their…different elements:
Although a minimum of one bike firm has apparently tried to steal the thought:
Studying between the traces, we are able to take this to imply that the John Burke OnlyFans was not a hit:
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In addition they had a “assembly” with a motorcycle trade CEO lately, which can or could not have concerned giant portions of child oil:
They don’t reveal the id of the CEO, however I’ve acquired a fairly good concept of who it is perhaps:
That’s a shot of him really constructing the bicycle, by the best way:
As a result of he’s a genius:
The body of a genius, the physique of an Adonis, and the rap sheet of an leisure trade mogul.
However sure, every Cipollini body is hand-sculpted from a single hunk of pecorino romano by the person himself, and he actually is a genius in essentially the most Felliniesque sense of the phrase.
Anyway, the good handlebar ought to take us one essential step nearer to finish street bike non-serviceability:
It’s so a lot better than the quill stem, isn’t it?
Talking of issues which are comically outsized, keep in mind 750d, the brand new gravel-specific wheel dimension?
In fact you don’t. No one needs it, and no one cares. Nonetheless, they’re making the bikes for it anyway, and the critiques are beginning to trickle in from the biking media:
The reply, as you may need suspected, is “No, we actually don’t.” However keep in mind: gravel biking within the twenty first century is all about inclusivity, and there’s no group of people that have had a more durable go of it in our society than statuesque athletic males:
A brand new wheel dimension means individuals of restricted means resembling Reggie Miller received’t should resort to the custom-built Moots gravel bicycles they will simply afford:
750d may lastly deliver biking the infusion of retired skilled athletes the game so desperately wants.
