We’ve all types of improbable stats for monitoring participant efficiency, metrics which are descriptive, predictive and someplace in between. At the moment, I want to introduce a descriptive stat for the oldsters on the workforce who don’t put on spikes. Consider this as an try and measure the efficiency of administration by attempting to quantify the work of the entrance workplace and training employees utilizing a folky metaphor.
Oh, Puff the magic dragon lived by the seaAnd frolicked within the autumn mist, in a land referred to as Honah Lee
Baseball is a sport for youths. The perfect of one of the best get to frolic within the autumn mist in a Honah Lee referred to as the World Collection. Baseball has many causes to favor youth, some structural to the sport as a enterprise and others extra existential, like Peter, Paul and Mary sing about.
Staff management and the growing old course of conspire to make younger, growing gamers probably the most invaluable to the ballclub. Their earnings constraints imply that children can rack up surplus worth in the event that they hit their ceiling, and are a reasonable sunk price at worst. The perfect baseball exists within the candy spot between the physicality of youth and the ability earned via repetition. Not precisely revolutionary, however my stat builds from the logic that you just wish to play guys who can both contribute to wins this season or may grow to be contributors sooner or later. Moreover, I’m assuming that taking part in time on the main league stage is much better for analysis and improvement than the higher minors as a result of high quality of competitors in addition to the provision of knowledge, scouting instruments and different sources, although clearly that may differ relying on the org and the participant. Right here is the place Peter, Paul and Mary, darlings of the Greenwich people scene of the Sixties, come into play.
A dragon lives ceaselessly, however not so little boysPainted wings and large’s rings make means for different toys
The trio’s basic tune supplies each the metaphor and the title for the stat: Puffs. The dragon enjoys adventures with Peter Piper till the boy grows up and ceases to return for adventurous romps. Then, Puff sulks into the cave, as a substitute of… oh, I don’t know… getting again on the market and discovering one other fun-loving teenager to fly round with.
Puffs are an accounting of the plate appearances given to gamers of their age-30 or older season with a wRC+ under 100 and damaging FanGraphs defensive WAR. Each workforce has 6,000 or so plate appearances to fill every season (final yr, the Diamondbacks led the league with 6,284, whereas the White Sox completed final with 5,869). Plate appearances stay ceaselessly, however not so little boys, because the tune goes.
Earlier than we have a look at how the 2025 season initiatives by way of Puffs, listed here are the 2021-24 Puffs by workforce:
Puffs Per Staff, 2021-24
Staff
2021
2022
2023
2024
Complete
Los Angeles Angels
1,824
658
1,788
1,124
5,394
Colorado Rockies
622
1,496
1,589
1,000
4,707
Oakland Athletics
500
1,657
1,445
565
4,167
Washington Nationals
817
1,632
809
808
4,066
Miami Marlins
433
1,212
1,201
492
3,338
Cincinnati Reds
237
1,457
518
863
3,075
Kansas Metropolis Royals
659
500
947
953
3,059
New York Yankees
537
453
1,474
471
2,935
San Francisco Giants
312
1,051
710
548
2,621
Arizona Diamondbacks
1,678
6
560
122
2,366
Chicago Cubs
238
980
782
270
2,270
Chicago White Sox
1,095
552
190
390
2,227
Atlanta Braves
680
1,079
11
414
2,184
Detroit Tigers
654
753
370
325
2,102
Houston Astros
36
858
1,074
120
2,088
Philadelphia Phillies
597
790
442
174
2,003
Milwaukee Brewers
504
580
566
280
1,930
Seattle Mariners
12
164
378
1,368
1,922
Texas Rangers
61
800
354
697
1,912
New York Mets
380
310
620
429
1,739
Pittsburgh Pirates
40
651
469
416
1,576
Toronto Blue Jays
162
0
592
693
1,447
Boston Crimson Sox
0
516
566
139
1,221
Los Angeles Dodgers
36
31
694
443
1,204
Baltimore Orioles
139
339
455
233
1,166
San Diego Padres
0
447
691
17
1,155
Cleveland Guardians
98
0
718
0
816
St. Louis Cardinals
249
325
2
234
810
Minnesota Twins
4
33
30
399
466
Tampa Bay Rays
243
180
0
27
450
The Rays and Twins separated themselves, with the Guardians and Cardinals rounding out the highest 4. These are groups that used their alternatives effectively by my definition. Minnesota and St. Louis usually rank close to the center of the pack in wage, whereas Tampa Bay and Cleveland are sometimes close to the underside. Maybe a ruthless conservation of plate appearances comes from frugality.
These groups additionally resisted the siren’s tune of the sunk price fallacy. No participant who registered even a single Puff on these golf equipment returned the next yr (excluding pitchers, whose shadows now not darken the batter’s field anyhow). The Cardinals gave Matt Carpenter this remedy twice, as soon as after 249 Puffs in 2021 and once more after 157 in 2024. This statistic speaks to outcomes and treats processes as a black field, however there must be some similarities in pondering to get such a behavioral-economics-pleasing consequence.
The opposite facet of the desk highlights the Angels, Rockies, Athletics and Nationals for accruing probably the most Puffs. All 4 employed a hitter who collected Puffs in back-to-back seasons for the membership, with Charlie Blackmon and Anthony Rendon topping the checklist as three-timers. In these seasons, they took 1,658 and 670 plate appearances, respectively, that would have gone to another person. Each Puff bears witness to a tragedy, usually multiple.
Rendon’s Puffs got here within the 2021, 2023 and 2024 seasons, all of which have been marred by damage. Rendon was thus unable to carry out on the stage he demonstrated he might throughout his 4 consecutive top-11 MVP seasons from 2017-20. These danged fallible our bodies! Further tragedies come from guys who carried out in Triple-A however won’t have obtained sufficient leash in The Present to work via their tough patches. Trey Cabbage was a 30/30 man in Triple-A for the Angels in 2023 (throughout 474 plate appearances within the admittedly hitter-friendly Pacific Coast League), whereas the large workforce racked up over 700 Puffs by outfielders. He then struggled in 56 huge league plate appearances that season and was DFA’d. Trying on the world via the lens of Puffs has made me marvel how rather more an absence of alternative, versus true expertise, creates “Quad-A” gamers.
I’m positive you may consider examples from the current previous during which Puffs performed a task in your favourite workforce. Perhaps you might have a favourite prospect who by no means appears to get constant run due to a Puffs participant. Perhaps you assume that that veteran has a one final gasp of greatness in him, and that Puffs are dumb. If Puffs are an indicator species, I’m curious to get suggestions on the methods this pondering applies to every of the 30 ecosystems.
And with that, let’s check out your 2025 projected Puffs, in response to the FanGraphs Depth Charts as of March 25:
2025 Projected Puffs Per Staff
New Staff
Puffs
Pittsburgh Pirates
1,218
Colorado Rockies
945
San Diego Padres
728
Chicago White Sox
707
Los Angeles Angels
623
Los Angeles Dodgers
553
Kansas Metropolis Royals
546
Cincinnati Reds
448
Detroit Tigers
399
Seattle Mariners
378
Arizona Diamondbacks
287
Houston Astros
147
San Francisco Giants
146
Texas Rangers
133
Philadelphia Phillies
84
Milwaukee Brewers
56
New York Yankees
35
Boston Crimson Sox
28
Atlanta Braves
7
Oakland Athletics
0
Baltimore Orioles
0
Chicago Cubs
0
Cleveland Guardians
0
Miami Marlins
0
Minnesota Twins
0
New York Mets
0
St. Louis Cardinals
0
Tampa Bay Rays
0
Toronto Blue Jays
0
Washington Nationals
0
The Padres went from being the fifth greatest at avoiding Puffs from 2021-24 to 3rd worst within the 2025 projections. Maybe this can be a signal of a closing aggressive window. A workforce that splurged prospect capital in an try and problem the Dodgers within the division now initiatives to get 714 Puffs from Jason Heyward and Jose Iglesias. They’d in all probability reasonably populate lineup playing cards with James Wooden and CJ Abrams, who have been traded away, as a substitute.
The highest two groups in projected Puffs for 2025 add totally different verses to the general tune. Each determine to have workforce leaders in Puffs who received MVPs: Kris Bryant initiatives for 476 Puffs, whereas Andrew McCutchen initiatives for 455. They’re two famously good guys who absolutely add to locker room chemistry and supply mentorship worth, however Puffs care solely about manufacturing and growing old.
The Rockies have a protracted historical past of high-Puffs seasons, whereas the Pirates have been tenth lowest in Puffs from 2021-24. Pittsburgh had a 21.9% chance of creating the playoffs to Colorado’s 0.1% coming into the season (these numbers have now slipped to 10.5% and 0.0%, respectively). The Pirates are constructed round a number of gamers who’ve solely performed in The Present for the yellow and black. Oneil Cruz, Bryan Reynolds and Ke’Bryan Hayes all venture to both hit or discipline properly, with solely Reynolds over the 30-years-old cutoff. The largest projected Puffs contributors are boundary circumstances who trace at a selected purpose: McCutchen and Tommy Pham. First, coming into the season these two projected to hit for a 97 and 94 wRC+, respectively. Second, the Pirates are projected to hit the fewest dwelling runs of any workforce, so a few veterans who’ve 458 profession homers mixed and venture to be third and tenth on the workforce in 2025 makes some sense if you happen to actually squint, although I’d additionally settle for that the Pirates projected excessive Puff counts imply they need to have appeared elsewhere for offense in the course of the scorching range season.
The Rockies, then again, projected to have only one hitter (Sean Bouchard) above a 100 wRC+ coming into the season. One strategy to breaking the cycle of huge Puffs season after season could be to check out the fellows on the farm. Give older prospects like Julio Carreras and Ryan Ritter a full season, accumulate knowledge, and see if you happen to just like the numbers. Carreras has a bazooka for an arm and initiatives to be a dynamic shortstop. Can he hit sufficient to be a glove-carrying common, or is his ceiling that of a defensive alternative? Ritter can do “acrobatic stuff at shortstop” in response to Eric Longenhagen, and he has hit properly at each cease within the minors, however he has additionally run some excessive strikeout charges. Can he hold at brief and determine tips on how to lay off the exploding sliders? I’d reasonably have strong solutions to these sorts of questions than rack up Puffs yr after yr, which is admittedly straightforward for me to say with out pores and skin (scales?) within the sport.
The common DH elements into my pondering right here. Puffs from designated hitters are among the many most tragic to me given the flexibleness of a lineup spot with out defensive duties. For a workforce destined to overlook the playoffs but once more, what function does platooning serve? Why not look to maximise reps for younger guys with instruments? These 6,000 plate appearances could be an asset if used neatly.
Bryant, as soon as a flexible and serviceable defender, has been sliding down the defensive spectrum since his days in Chicago. That transfer away from defensive accountability is sensible when it’s used to accommodate a bat like Yordan Alvarez’s, however not as a lot for a below-average hitter. A Puffs-conscious entrance workplace doesn’t want lots of extra plate appearances to consider what the earlier lots of mentioned.
A pair of standouts on the fallacious facet of the 2025 projections reside in the identical metropolis. The Angels are getting most of their Puffs from Yoán Moncada, whereas the Dodgers get there with Enrique Hernández and Chris Taylor. All three gamers say one thing concerning the worth of workforce chemistry, versatility, familiarity and error bars. Moncada is taking part in his age-30 season and entered the season projecting for a 99 wRC+ and Def of -1.7, so he’s as boundary a case as they get. He accounts for 525 of the 623 projected Puffs for a workforce with a presently wholesome Mike Trout, so the mixture of flooring and ceiling appear affordable. Puffs have been born out of embracing doubt, so believing the stat is ideal would itself be fairly hypocritical.
The Dodgers, in the meantime, have the other drawback of most high-Puffs projectors. Because the heavy favourite, they wish to cut back their error bars as a lot as attainable. Uncertainty will help an underdog, whereas the favourite needs to proceed on the chartered course. It is sensible to me that the projected winningest workforce could be keen to sacrifice some ceiling for assurance on the ground.
The 4 Puffs standouts from earlier seasons – the Twins, Cardinals, Guardians and Rays – venture to have zero Puffs in 2025. None allowed a Puff accumulator from final yr to return, letting painted wings and large’s rings reign. The projections recommend their strategy to filling these 6,000 plate appearances stays constant and logical.
Becoming a member of the standard suspects on a zero Puff projection are the Nationals, Athletics and Marlins. All three are additionally projected to enhance on their 2024 win totals in 2025. These groups have tried to keep away from the Puffs of the previous by getting each higher and youthful. They venture to get strong seasons from established gamers, acquired both in commerce or off waivers, in Brent Rooker, Jesús Sánchez and Nathaniel Lowe. Maybe this says one thing about taking dangers with gamers who different groups have drifted away from.
Moreover, these groups stand to profit from huge seasons from pre-arbitration gamers who have been projection darlings. James Wooden, in his age-22 season, and Xavier Edwards, in his age-25 season, are projected to guide their groups in WAR; each have been acquired in commerce. Jacob Wilson, in his age-23 season, is slated to contribute the second-most worth in California’s capital metropolis. Moreover, these groups are stocked with younger gamers on the proper facet of the growing old curve: Luis García Jr., CJ Abrams, Lawrence Butler, JJ Bleday, Shea Langeliers and Otto Lopez all venture for two.0 WAR or extra in 2025.
Groups must study the lesson of the magic dragon and let their valuable plate appearances go to somebody who can both assist the workforce win now or sooner or later — or, hopefully, each. Do not forget that each Puff is a tragedy, so when a workforce racks them up, cease to be aware of how the plot ran away from the protagonist.